Friday, December 13, 2013

Say what?

It's started...I've already caught myself saying crazy things to Evelyn. Examples?

"Please get your finger out of my nose."

"There's a blueberry in your ear."

"No, no. You can't chew on Mama's dirty sock."

And my favorite...

"Don't touch the toilet with your carrot."

Yes, I said that to my daughter. She was gnawing on a baby carrot. I had to use the bathroom and I was afraid to leave her alone with the carrot, so I brought her into the bathroom with me. She has discovered the toilet and thought it would be fun to touch it with her carrot. Nasty!


Elizabeth said...

Haha! I know how you feel!

Brittany said...

A year ago I would have said "she lets her baby be near the toilet?" NOW mine plays with the toilet paper while I'm in the bathroom. My how things change!