It's started...I've already caught myself saying crazy things to Evelyn. Examples?
"Please get your finger out of my nose."
"There's a blueberry in your ear."
"No, no. You can't chew on Mama's dirty sock."
And my favorite...
"Don't touch the toilet with your carrot."
Yes, I said that to my daughter. She was gnawing on a baby carrot. I had to use the bathroom and I was afraid to leave her alone with the carrot, so I brought her into the bathroom with me. She has discovered the toilet and thought it would be fun to touch it with her carrot. Nasty!